Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Levels of a Blowout

Level One:
Definitely a mess, fills diaper, but remains INSIDE diaper
Level Two:
Spills out of diaper, gets on clothes or other parts of baby, but only on baby
Level Three:
Not only gets on baby, but is projected onto whoever happens to be changing diaper when said blowout happens
Level Four:
Gets on baby, poor sap who is changing baby, anyone who is standing remotely close to baby, and possibly inanimate objects or strangers near baby

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